Score one for the good guys
This happened right in my backyard (figuratively speaking):
Authorities say a 53-year-old Washtenaw County man who was trying to rob a Canton Township bank was thwarted by a customer who pulled a gun on him.
Canton Police said the suspect, who is expected to be arraigned Wednesday, attempted to rob a teller at the Comerica bank at 45420 Michigan Ave. at 9:06 a.m. Monday.
The teller reported the man handed her a note claiming he was wearing a bomb, and demanding money, police said. The teller hit a silent alarm and started putting $1 bills into a bag when the man demanded bundles of $50 and $100 bills, police said.
Another teller noticed the robbery, and told a long-time customer at her window that the other teller was being robbed. The customer, who has a concealed weapons permit, asked if the teller was certain and then pulled a gun on the robber.
The suspect replied, “But I have a bomb.” The customer responded, “I don’t care, you are not robbing this bank.”
Police said the customer put the suspect in a chair and held him at gunpoint until police arrived.
Officers said the robber did not have a bomb.
Police also said the customer is not facing any charges for pulling the gun because his permit was not violated.
The case remains under investigation by both police at the FBI.
Hopefully, this incident will help to allay the irrational fears of the “Guns are eeeeeviilllll! Think of the children!” brigade (but I won’t hold my breath).
Lisa’s new blog
Lisa has started a new blog: Godless Woman. Check it out!
In contrast to her old blog, which was more general in nature, Godless Woman is specifically atheism-related.
We’re homeowners!
I said I was leaving, but I’ve changed my mind (for now). Lisa and I, as a newly-married couple, bought a house in Ypsilanti, MI.

We moved most of our furniture and possessions last weekend, and we’re cleaning up the last of our junk over the course of this month.
Married!
Lisa and I became husband and wife on Saturday. Heck yeah!
Expelled Exposed
I don’t feel like writing much about Expelled, the creationist “documentary” that opens in theaters on Friday, other than to link to NCSE’s rebuttal site, Expelled Exposed.
The gist of the movie is that Big Science (TM) is engaged in a conspiracy to cover up all Intelligent Design (creationism) research and blacklist anyone who disputes the “dogma” of “Darwinism”; furthermore, evolution is responsible for eugenics, moral decay, the Holocaust, etc. It’s the same malodorous excrement that the anti-science crowd has been pushing for decades.
Blah, blah, blah.
Your beliefs deserve no deference
Austin Cline has posted an excellent article about the myth of atheistic intolerance, and that has led me to think about my own position on the matter. I have been accused on many occasions of being too harsh, too dismissive, and/or too mocking toward religion. One such complainant explicitly denounced my position as being that of “fundamentalist” atheism (an appellation which is self-evidently logically incoherent). Other correspondents have urged me to be less disrespectful toward their blind-faith positions.
While I have tried to direct my reproachful critique toward theism itself, rather than at individual theists (”you have a silly belief” vs. “you are a silly person”), my experience has been that religious adherents, whose very identity is linked almost inextricably to their faith, seem to be unable or unwilling to recognize that distinction.
Christianity occupies a position of power in this country, and that fact has given rise to a widespread popular consensus that Christianity should enjoy an exemption from scrutiny. Any criticism of its doctrine, any suggestion that it might be inconsistent with reality, any idea which threatens to displace “faith” from its privileged position as the defining characteristic of one’s entire worldview — these and other insinuations are virtually guaranteed to cause an immediate, swift defensive reaction. I’m intolerant, I’m disrespectful, I’m closed-minded, I’m hateful, I’m an evil fundy. The list goes on and on, and the common theme is that I should just shut up and stop criticizing religion.
Hell, no.
I will not refrain from calling religion exactly what it is: medieval, superstitious, incoherent nonsense, incompatible with reality, dreamed up by scared human beings seeking explanation and comfort, encouraged by opportunistic humans seeking to control others, and used in furtherance of all manner of evil ends (opposing science, oppressing women and gays, causing holy wars, promoting in-group/out-group divisions, killing defenseless children, cheating the gullible, and scaring people into compliance through the grotesque absurdity that is the doctrine of hell, to name just a few examples).
I do not, will not, and indeed cannot show any deference toward a belief system that seeks to undermine reason itself to make room for the acceptance of unprovable and, in many cases, downright ludicrous propositions.
You Christians know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that all other religions are full of crap. You know that Islam and Mormonism and Hinduism and all the others are complete nonsense because (1) your own doctrines say so, and (2) your rational mind is free to come to that obvious conclusion because it is not blinded by any Muslim or Mormon or Hindu dogma.
What you need to realize is that Christianity is no different. Burning bushes and wine-conjuring, donkey-stealing, fig-tree-smiting, virgin-impregnating superheroes are no more rational than flying horses and magical golden plates. Religion is both utterly absurd and ominously dangerous, and those of us who recognize this owe your ideology no deference whatsoever.
Viruses and torture
I was hit hard by the flu this week. I spent Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday stuck at home, hanging on for dear life as my body took radical steps to rid itself of these wonderful little guests. Many of my extended family members have had the flu recently, and as one of them aptly put it, “you want to DIE but can’t!”.
I was able to return to work today and confront the mountain of tasks that had piled up, but if past illnesses are any guide, I won’t be at 100% for another week or so.
I thought it would be fitting to use part of my illness-induced downtime to start reading a new book: The Blind Watchmaker: Why the Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe Without Design by Richard Dawkins (yes, that Dawkins).
Can any cdesign proponentsists explain to me why any intelligent engineer would create bodies that are vulnerable to viruses, or that defend against them in such grotesque ways as vomiting, diarrhea, fever and malaise (preferably without any cop-outs that involve talking snakes and naked ladies)?
Also, today being “Good” Friday, I would like to bring to your attention this post at The Learned Pig. Excerpt:
What’s so “good” about a Friday that commemorates someone being nailed to a piece of wood and left to die?
Please re-take “Constitution 101″
Hudsonville, Michigan, where I attended high school, has attracted media attention over its mission statement:
The City Commission and Administration of the City of Hudsonville strive to serve God through the strengthening of family and community life and are committed to excellence in providing quality municipal services.
The city’s position was defended by the Grand Rapids Press.
I just sent an email to the city’s mayor, Donald VanDoeselaar:
As a former resident of Hudsonville, I’m disappointed to see the city espouse such flagrant disregard for the bedrock Constitutional principle of separation between religion and government.
Our country is a secular democratic republic, not a theocracy. Everyone is free to worship any deity, or no deity, as he/she sees fit. The proper role of the government is to attend to civic business, not to favor any establishments of religion.
If you want to worship an invisible man in the sky, that’s your business, but you have no right to officially endorse such belief in your capacity as a public official, or to use taxpayer funds to promote such an endorsement.
(Hat tip to Austin Cline.)
More VoIP hardware
It was decided that our receptionists need to be able to monitor the idle/busy state of all of the phones in the company, and answer calls while walking around the office.
Solutions: one Linksys SPA962 phone, two Linksys SPA932 attendant consoles, and one Snom M3 cordless phone. That Was Easy (TM).
With these additions, we have the following Asterisk-compatible telephony hardware:
| Vendor | Product | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| Redfone | FB2-EC PRI/Ethernet bridge | 1 |
| Linksys | PA100-NA Power adapter | 29 |
| Linksys | SPA942 Phone | 28 |
| Linksys | SPA962 Phone | 1 |
| Linksys | SPA932 Attendant console | 2 |
| Polycom | IP-4000 Conference phone | 2 |
| Grandstream | HT286 Analog terminal adapter | 5 |
| Grandstream | BT101 Phone (for overhead paging) | 1 |
| Snom | M3 Cordless DECT Phone | 1 |
I’m engaged!
I proposed to Lisa tonight, and we’re engaged! ![]()